Duck was Looking for Grapes

Duck was Looking for Grapes

Duck was Looking for Grapes

Duck was Looking for Grapes

Once a duck walked into a bar and went up to the bartender.

The bartender said “What can I help for you?”

Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd): No, I’m afraid we don’t.

After getting bartender’s answer the duck waddled slowly out of the bar.

The next day at the same time, the duck waddled again into the bar, he hopped up on a bar stool. (Also read : Batman Finished Homework)

Bartender: Hi. What can I help for you?

Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren’t you coming here yesterday. Look buddy, we don’t have any grapes. OK?

The duck hopped off the stool and waddled out the door.

The next day after that, at the same time, the bartender was cleaning some glasses when he heard a familiar voice.  (Also read other article at : Reality of Life in Lies Age)

Duck: Umm.. Do you have any grapes?

The bartender was really ticked off.

Bartender: Look. What’s your problem? You came here yesterday asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON’T HAVE ANY GRAPES!! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle here I’m going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal? read more