Failed Suicide to End Life

Failed Suicide to End Life

Failed Suicide to End Life

Failed Suicide to End Life

       One day Paijo was in the bar. When he was sitting on the bar’s chair for going to drink, he was staring a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to him, grabbed Paijo’s drink and gulped it down in one swig. Paijo immediately looked scared and began to tear. (Also read : Popcorn Versus Pizza)

“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he said, menacingly, as Paijo bursted into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker said, “I didn’t think you would cry. I can`t stand to see a man crying.” He said again.

Paijo tried to stop his crying and began to say “This is the worst day of my life,” (Also read other article at : Aku Bukan Anak Broken Home)

       Paijo continued saying. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and it made my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab when I took home. I found my wife asked me for divorce and then my dog bit me. this really makes me tired of life.”

       “So I come to this bar to try to dare to end everything, I bought a drink, I put a poison capsule into the drink and sit here seeing the poison dissolve; but you, you are fool, you suddenly appear and drink everything! nothing leave for me, how is your day? What do you feel now?” (Also read other article at : Jodoh Tidak Akan Tertukar)

The trouble-making biker : “????? AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!


       That’s all the funny story about the Failed Suicide to End Life we can share for this occasion. We hope the funny story above can amuse us in order to break down our hard-daily thinking. (Also read other article at : Soal Pilihan Ganda Kalimat Efektif)

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