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    Blind Pilot and Copilot

    Blind Pilot and Copilot Blind Pilot and Copilot        One day at a busy airport, the passengers sitting on a commercial plane were waiting for the pilot to show up so they could get under way soon.        The pilot and copilot finally appeared in the rear of the plane and began walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both looked like to be blind men; the pilot was using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbled down the aisle. Whereas the copilot was using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. (Also read : Woman…

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    Woman in Soundless Flatus

    Woman in Soundless Flatus Woman in Soundless Flatus        One day a woman went to the doctor for consulting her disease. She explained to himthat for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now. So the doctor took down all of her medical history. (Also read : The Victim of Fridge)        He then continued checking her. A process that took quite a while.        At the end, the woman says, “You see, Dr. Robinson, while I’ve been sitting here talking to you, I’ve broken wind five times,…

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    The Victim of Fridge

    The Victim of Fridge The Victim of Fridge One morning at a doctor’s office of a hospital, a patient arrived complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examined him and asked him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replied, “You know that I work for a local night club right? The doctor answered, “Yes, and can you tell me your words?” (Also read : How Busy Putting on Shoes) The patient then told, “This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a little noise in my bedroom. On entering, I got the contents of the drawer falling apart. I felt there had been a thief and…

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    How Busy Putting on Shoes

    How Busy Putting on Shoes How Busy Putting on Shoes        One Saturday afternoon, there were some animals gathering together. They were the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede. They were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. (Also read : Forgetful Boy)        They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit drinking, they were discussing for a moment for getting more beer, and finally they decided one of them should go out for more beer.        The snail said, “I would go, but I’m kind of slow. Besides, Grasshopper, I think this is your neighborhood so you know where to…

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    Forgetful Boy

    Forgetful Boy Forgetful Boy        There was a little boy named Paijo Sutarmin, he was sixth grade student. One day he asked his father’s permission to go to school. Paijo : “Dad, I go to school !” Father: “Yes, my boy, but where are your pants? why don’t you wear them? “ Paijo : “Oh , I’m sorry, Dad … I forgot ” (Also read : Wife Lost in Shopping Center) Father: ” Bad habit.” (Father grumbled) The next day Paijo wanted to go to school again , as usual he asked his father’s permission. Paijo : “Dad, I want to go to school. I have worn complete…

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    Wife Lost in Shopping Center

    Wife Lost in Shopping Center Wife Lost in Shopping Center       One day Paijo and his wife went to Shopping Center for buying somethings. However, for a while they were looking for the goods they wanted, they were separated and it made Paijo lost his wife. He had been looking for her for more than an hour but he could not find her. He could not connect with her because her mobile phone was not active. His Wife Lost in Shopping Center. (Also read : The Eagle Who Lived Like a Hen) In his bedevilment, he met a small girl crying near a toilet. The girl was separated with…