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    Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune

    Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune        On vacation season, two wealthy men decided to go on a fishing trip near the woods. They rented all the equipment they needed for fishing, such as; the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. After everything they needed were ready, they went to a big lake near the woods for fishing. Yeah, they had spent a fortune for this! (Also read : Forgetful Old Couple)        The first day on their activities in fishing, but both of them did not catch anything. The same…

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    Forgetful Old Couple

    Forgetful Old Couple Forgetful Old Couple        There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor for consulting. When they were in the doctor’s room, the doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they did not forget. They then went home. (Also read : Important Business Meeting)        One day the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “You might want to write it down,” she said.        The husband said, “No, I don’t need to…

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    Important Business Meeting

    Important Business Meeting Important Business Meeting        Once there was a man working at a construction site. His name was Paijo. One day on his way to the work place, he came across a bottle. He popped it open and suddenly there came out a Genie. (Also read : Enraged Blind Man) “I gotta warn you,” said the Genie “I’m not that powerful as you have done but I’ll try my best.” “Well” said Paijo, “I’m trying desperately to start a new business and I have a very important meeting tonight with a potential investor, so I need your help.” “I’ll tell you what,” said the Genie, “and…

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    Enraged Blind Man

    Enraged Blind Man Enraged Blind Man        One night on the city, a man and his wife were going for a stroll. When they were on the stroll, they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other side of the street with a dog accompanied him. (Also read : Clever Student on Mathematic)        “Wow! Isn’t that something amazing!” remarked the wife, “look at that the blind man taking a stroll just like us.” They continued strolling for a few minutes longer, when suddenly they heard the man let out a loud yelp.         The dog had walked…

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    Clever Student on Mathematic

    Clever Student on Mathematic Clever Student on Mathematic        One day in the mathematic class, the teacher wanted to know the students’ understanding about the material had been discussed. For this the teacher asked some of students randomly in turn. (Also read : Duck was Looking for Grapes) Teacher: “If your mother bought you three books, your aunt bought you four, and your old brother bought you four, how many pens would you have?” Shinta: “Eleven, Mom.” Teacher: “You are absolutely right, Shinta.” Teacher: “Now your turn, Paijo.” Paijo: I’m ready, Mom.” (Also read other article at : Tear of Crying Mother) Teacher: “If I gave you 2…

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    Duck was Looking for Grapes

    Duck was Looking for Grapes Duck was Looking for Grapes Once a duck walked into a bar and went up to the bartender. The bartender said “What can I help for you?” Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd): No, I’m afraid we don’t. After getting bartender’s answer the duck waddled slowly out of the bar. The next day at the same time, the duck waddled again into the bar, he hopped up on a bar stool. (Also read : Batman Finished Homework) Bartender: Hi. What can I help for you? Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (a little annoyed):…

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    Batman Finished Homework

    Batman Finished Homework Batman Finished Homework        One day a boy went home from school. He wanted to do His homework by asking his family’s help to finish his work.         The first thing he went to his mother who was talking on the phone. The boy asked “Mum, can you help me do my homework? The mother says “Shut up!” And she went back talking on the phone. The boy wrote those words to his homework book. (Also read : Mouse Do Nothing at Home)        He then went to his father watching a football commercial. Without knowing his son, he was…

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    Mouse Do Nothing at Home

    Mouse Do Nothing at Home Mouse Do Nothing at Home        One day Paijo went to Dudung’s house. He wanted to tell to Dudung that there was a mouse in his house and he got Dudung to help him to solve this problem. Paijo : Dung, Please help me to solve my problem. Dudung : What can I do for you? (Also read : Blind Pilot and Copilot) Paijo : I’m in a big trouble! Dudung : What is that? Paijo : I saw a mouse in my house! Dudung : Oh, it is very easy. Well, all you need to do is use a trap. Paijo :…

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    Blind Pilot and Copilot

    Blind Pilot and Copilot Blind Pilot and Copilot        One day at a busy airport, the passengers sitting on a commercial plane were waiting for the pilot to show up so they could get under way soon.        The pilot and copilot finally appeared in the rear of the plane and began walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both looked like to be blind men; the pilot was using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbled down the aisle. Whereas the copilot was using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. (Also read : Woman…

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    Woman in Soundless Flatus

    Woman in Soundless Flatus Woman in Soundless Flatus        One day a woman went to the doctor for consulting her disease. She explained to himthat for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now. So the doctor took down all of her medical history. (Also read : The Victim of Fridge)        He then continued checking her. A process that took quite a while.        At the end, the woman says, “You see, Dr. Robinson, while I’ve been sitting here talking to you, I’ve broken wind five times,…