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Failed Suicide to End Life

Failed Suicide to End Life

Failed Suicide to End Life

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Failed Suicide to End Life

 One day Paijo was in the bar. When he was sitting on the bar’s chair for going to drink, he was staring a large, trouble-making biker stepped up next to him, grabbed Paijo’s drink and gulped it down in one swig. Paijo immediately looked scared and began to tear. (Also read : Popcorn Versus Pizza)

“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he said, menacingly, as Paijo bursted into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker said, “I didn’t think you would cry. I can`t stand to see a man crying.” He said again.

Paijo tried to stop his crying and began to say “This is the worst day of my life,” (Also read other article at : Aku Bukan Anak Broken Home)

 Paijo continued saying. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and it made my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab when I took home. I found my wife asked me for divorce and then my dog bit me. this really makes me tired of life.” read more

Popcorn Versus Pizza

Popcorn Versus Pizza

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Popcorn Versus Pizza

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Popcorn Versus Pizza

 One day Macon, his sister, his mother and father went to the Bunny’s Club food court. When they got there, there were so many customers in it. So, Macon and his family were waiting in a long line at the restaurant. (Also read : Little Girl Pretending as Fireman)

 The entire time Macon was waiting, he was mentally rehearsing what his order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, his mind was repeatedly screaming at him. when they got up to the cashier to pay, he got distracted by his cuteness so instead of asking for the pizza, he confidently said “one popcorn please”, which Bunny’s Club food court had none of. (Also read other article at : Dancing Pen Like Cheerleader)

 Once Macon realized his mistake, he screamed out “Noooo”, loud enough for around the 50 people to look at him. embarrassed, Macon ran away and his mom and sister had to bring him the slice of pizza from his finding place in the freezer section. To this day, he begged people to order for him when anyone remotely attractive was working the cash register. (Also read other article at : Perjalanan Jiwa Raga Menuju Ridho Allah) read more

Little Girl Pretending as Fireman

Little Girl Pretending as Fireman

Little Girl Pretending as Fireman

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Little Girl Pretending as Fireman

 One day when a fireman was at the station house working outside on the fire truck, he noticed a little girl next door. The little girl was in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She was wearing a fireman’s hat and she had the wagon tied to a dog. (Also read : Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune)

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 Then the fireman said “Hey beautiful little girl. What are you doing?”

 The little girl answered, “I am pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!”

 Getting the girl’s words, the fireman walked over to take a closer look. “Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!” the fireman says. (Also read other article at : Tidak Mengenal Terik Matahari Atau Hujan)

 “Thanks mister” said the little girl.

 The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the little girl had tied the dog to the wagon by its legs.

 After looking at what the little girl had done to the dog, he said, “Little girl, I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog’s neck, I think you could go faster.” (Also read other article at : Bagian dan Fungsi Organ Mata) read more

Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune

Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune

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Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune

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Lousy Fish Cost a Fortune

 On vacation season, two wealthy men decided to go on a fishing trip near the woods. They rented all the equipment they needed for fishing, such as; the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. After everything they needed were ready, they went to a big lake near the woods for fishing. Yeah, they had spent a fortune for this! (Also read : Forgetful Old Couple)

 The first day on their activities in fishing, but both of them did not catch anything. The same thing happened on the second day, and also on the third day. It went on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men caught a fish. He looked rather disappointed as he caught the little fish, however, he brought the fish home. (Also read other article at : Resiko Ulangan Menyontek)

 As they were driving home, they were really depressed. One of the men turned to the other and he said, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars? “The other man said, “Wow! Then it’s a good thing for us that we didn’t catch any more!” (Also read other article at : Kisah Sedih Pemuja Cinta) read more

Forgetful Old Couple

Forgetful Old Couple

Forgetful Old Couple

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Forgetful Old Couple

 There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor for consulting. When they were in the doctor’s room, the doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they did not forget. They then went home. (Also read : Important Business Meeting)

 One day the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. “You might want to write it down,” she said.

 The husband said, “No, I don’t need to write it down. I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream.”

 She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. “Write it down,” she told him. (Also read other article at : Behave Worthy Based on Faith)

 And again her husband said, “No, no, I don’t need to write it down. I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.”

 Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. “Write it down,” she told her husband. read more

Important Business Meeting

Important Business Meeting

Important Business Meeting

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Important Business Meeting

 Once there was a man working at a construction site. His name was Paijo. One day on his way to the work place, he came across a bottle. He popped it open and suddenly there came out a Genie. (Also read : Enraged Blind Man)

“I gotta warn you,” said the Genie “I’m not that powerful as you have done but I’ll try my best.”

“Well” said Paijo, “I’m trying desperately to start a new business and I have a very important meeting tonight with a potential investor, so I need your help.”

“I’ll tell you what,” said the Genie, “and this is the best I can do. I’ll give you a one time good luck charm. To start it say, 123. When you’re done, say 1234.” And with that the Genie was gone in a puff of smoke. (Also read other article at : Brave Hero Adoration of Nation)

Paijo couldn’t believe his good luck. As he nervously tied his tie in front of the mirror, he kept on repeating over in his head 123, 123, 123.

Paijo nervously knocked on the rich man’s office. read more

Enraged Blind Man

Enraged Blind Man

Enraged Blind Man

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Enraged Blind Man

 One night on the city, a man and his wife were going for a stroll. When they were on the stroll, they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other side of the street with a dog accompanied him. (Also read : Clever Student on Mathematic)

 “Wow! Isn’t that something amazing!” remarked the wife, “look at that the blind man taking a stroll just like us.” They continued strolling for a few minutes longer, when suddenly they heard the man let out a loud yelp.

 The dog had walked him right into a parked car and it had made he had been angry so he had clearly banged his shin pretty hard. (Also read other article at : Fear Away from True Friend)

 The man and his wife were surprised what happened. Then they were rushing over to help the dog by asking the blind man not to bang it anymore. However, before saying anything to the blind man, they were very surprised to see the man reach into his pocket and pull out a treat for the dog. read more

Clever Student on Mathematic

Clever Student on Mathematic

Clever Student on Mathematic

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Clever Student on Mathematic

 One day in the mathematic class, the teacher wanted to know the students’ understanding about the material had been discussed. For this the teacher asked some of students randomly in turn. (Also read : Duck was Looking for Grapes)

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Teacher: “If your mother bought you three books, your aunt bought you four, and your old brother bought you four, how many pens would you have?”

Shinta: “Eleven, Mom.”

Teacher: “You are absolutely right, Shinta.”

Teacher: “Now your turn, Paijo.”

Paijo: I’m ready, Mom.” (Also read other article at : Tear of Crying Mother)

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many cats would you have?”

Paijo: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully and think again… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many cats would you have?”

Paijo: “Seven, Mom.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many apples would you have?” read more

Duck was Looking for Grapes

Duck was Looking for Grapes

Duck was Looking for Grapes

Duck was Looking for Grapes

Once a duck walked into a bar and went up to the bartender.

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The bartender said “What can I help for you?”

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Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd): No, I’m afraid we don’t.

After getting bartender’s answer the duck waddled slowly out of the bar.

The next day at the same time, the duck waddled again into the bar, he hopped up on a bar stool. (Also read : Batman Finished Homework)

Bartender: Hi. What can I help for you?

Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren’t you coming here yesterday. Look buddy, we don’t have any grapes. OK?

The duck hopped off the stool and waddled out the door.

The next day after that, at the same time, the bartender was cleaning some glasses when he heard a familiar voice.  (Also read other article at : Reality of Life in Lies Age)

Duck: Umm.. Do you have any grapes?

The bartender was really ticked off.

Bartender: Look. What’s your problem? You came here yesterday asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON’T HAVE ANY GRAPES!! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle here I’m going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal? read more

Batman Finished Homework

Batman Finished Homework

Batman Finished Homework

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Batman Finished Homework

 One day a boy went home from school. He wanted to do His homework by asking his family’s help to finish his work.

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 The first thing he went to his mother who was talking on the phone. The boy asked “Mum, can you help me do my homework? The mother says “Shut up!” And she went back talking on the phone. The boy wrote those words to his homework book. (Also read : Mouse Do Nothing at Home)

 He then went to his father watching a football commercial. Without knowing his son, he was saying “Hell yeah!”

 So the boy wrote that down.

 The boy then went to his little sister and his sister said “Lollipop, Lollipop”

 So the boy wrote those words to his homework book.

 The boy went to his little brother and the brother said “DUN DUN NUN NUNUN, BATMAN!”

 So the boy wrote that down. (Also read other article at : Dashing Boy Scout)

 The next day, the boy went to school and in the classroom the teacher asked all students to tell what they had written on their homework book. read more