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Mouse Do Nothing at Home

Mouse Do Nothing at Home

Mouse Do Nothing at Home

Mouse Do Nothing at Home

       One day Paijo went to Dudung’s house. He wanted to tell to Dudung that there was a mouse in his house and he got Dudung to help him to solve this problem.

Paijo : Dung, Please help me to solve my problem.

Dudung : What can I do for you? (Also read : Blind Pilot and Copilot)

Paijo : I’m in a big trouble!

Dudung : What is that?

Paijo : I saw a mouse in my house!

Dudung : Oh, it is very easy. Well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Paijo : I don’t have one. (Also read other article at : Comfortable House Place for Settlement)

Dudung : Well then, you have to buy one.

Paijo : But I can’t afford one.

Dudung : I can give you mine if you want.

Paijo : That sounds good, Thank you. What’s next?

Dudung : All you need to do is just use a fish in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Paijo : I don’t have any fish.

Dudung : Okay, you can use some cheese on the trap.

Paijo : I don’t have any cheese. (Also read other article in Indonesian version at : Sistem Kurs Valuta Asing) read more

Blind Pilot and Copilot

Blind Pilot and Copilot

Blind Pilot and Copilot

Blind Pilot and Copilot

       One day at a busy airport, the passengers sitting on a commercial plane were waiting for the pilot to show up so they could get under way soon.

       The pilot and copilot finally appeared in the rear of the plane and began walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both looked like to be blind men; the pilot was using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbled down the aisle. Whereas the copilot was using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. (Also read : Woman in Soundless Flatus)

       At first, the passengers did not react about that. They just thought that the pilot and copilot made some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines started revving, and the airplane began moving down the runway.

       The passengers looked at each other with some uneasiness. They started whispering among themselves and looked desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. (Also read other article at : Dancing Around Beautiful Blue Sea) read more

Woman in Soundless Flatus

Woman in Soundless Flatus

Woman in Soundless Flatus

Woman in Soundless Flatus

       One day a woman went to the doctor for consulting her disease. She explained to himthat for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now. So the doctor took down all of her medical history. (Also read : The Victim of Fridge)

       He then continued checking her. A process that took quite a while.

       At the end, the woman says, “You see, Dr. Robinson, while I’ve been sitting here talking to you, I’ve broken wind five times, but there is no sound and no smell.” (Also read other article at : I Like Being By Myself)

       At this point, the doctor scribbled something on a pad, ripped off a sheet and handed it to the woman.

       “What’s this?” she asked, “some pills?”

       “No”, replied Dr Robinson, “That is a prescription for a hearing aid: please come here again in next week, and we’ll operate on your nose.” (Also read other article at : Soal UKK PKn Kelas 8 Bagian 3) read more

The Victim of Fridge

The Victim of Fridge

The Victim of Fridge

The Victim of Fridge

One morning at a doctor’s office of a hospital, a patient arrived complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examined him and asked him” OK, what happened to your back?”

The patient replied, “You know that I work for a local night club right?

The doctor answered, “Yes, and can you tell me your words?” (Also read : How Busy Putting on Shoes)

The patient then told, “This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a little noise in my bedroom. On entering, I got the contents of the drawer falling apart. I felt there had been a thief and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door but I did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back” (Also read other article at : I Like Being By Myself)

The second patient arrived at the doctor, office. He looked like as if he had been in a car wreck. read more

How Busy Putting on Shoes

How Busy Putting on Shoes

How Busy Putting on Shoes

How Busy Putting on Shoes

       One Saturday afternoon, there were some animals gathering together. They were the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede. They were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. (Also read : Forgetful Boy)

       They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit drinking, they were discussing for a moment for getting more beer, and finally they decided one of them should go out for more beer.

       The snail said, “I would go, but I’m kind of slow. Besides, Grasshopper, I think this is your neighborhood so you know where to go.” (Also read other article at : Someone Who Comes For Me)

       The grasshopper said, “I don’t mind going, but my hopping will shake up the beer and we will get sprayed every time we open one.”

       So they decided to send the centipede; and the grasshopper explained how to get to the nearest liquor store.

       An hour or so passed and still the centipede hadn’t returned, so the snail and the grasshopper decided to go look for him. (Also read other article at : Latar Belakang dan Hasil Perundingan Roem Royen) read more

Forgetful Boy

Forgetful Boy

Forgetful Boy

Forgetful Boy

       There was a little boy named Paijo Sutarmin, he was sixth grade student. One day he asked his father’s permission to go to school.

Paijo : “Dad, I go to school !”

Father: “Yes, my boy, but where are your pants? why don’t you wear them? “

Paijo : “Oh , I’m sorry, Dad … I forgot ” (Also read : Wife Lost in Shopping Center)

Father: ” Bad habit.” (Father grumbled)

The next day Paijo wanted to go to school again , as usual he asked his father’s permission.

Paijo : “Dad, I want to go to school. I have worn complete uniform, and today there are no more left behind. “

Paijo’s father : “Are you sure? Then where is your drawing book? “

Paijo : “Oh yeah! I forgot again, Dad. ” (Also read other article at : Father Encourages His Imperfect Son)

Father: ” How forgetful you are !”

The next day Paijo asked his father’s permission again.

Paijo : ” Dad, today I want to go to school and everything is complete.I’ve got my school uniforms, bags, note books, shoes, drawing book and ruler. I think everything is prepared, Dad. read more

Wife Lost in Shopping Center

Wife Lost in Shopping Center

Wife Lost in Shopping Center

Wife Lost in Shopping Center

      One day Paijo and his wife went to Shopping Center for buying somethings. However, for a while they were looking for the goods they wanted, they were separated and it made Paijo lost his wife. He had been looking for her for more than an hour but he could not find her. He could not connect with her because her mobile phone was not active. His Wife Lost in Shopping Center. (Also read : The Eagle Who Lived Like a Hen)

In his bedevilment, he met a small girl crying near a toilet. The girl was separated with her mother while they were shopping.

Paijo : “Why are you crying, cute girl?”

The girl : “I have lost my mother.”

Paijo : “Come on, Don’t cry cute girl. Let’s look for together while I also look for my wife.”

Finally, they agreed to look for together. While they were on the way for looking for, they talked together. (Also read other article at : Soal Olimpiade Matematika SD)

Paijo : “Your father didn’t come with you, did he?” read more