11 Examples of Spoof Text
11 Examples of Spoof Text
Below are some examples of Spoof Text For more getting understanding about Spoof Text, they are:
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 1
Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up, and was scared and cried.
Her husband tried to comfort her and asked why she cried. Then she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Hearing his wife answer, the husband said: “It’s okay, Honey, it was just a dream.” (Also read another article at : 11 Examples of Report Text)
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 2
Penguin in the Park
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie”.
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 3
One day Jaka had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party wearing old clothes. When he arrived at the party, nobody looked at him and gave him a seat. He got no food in the part so he went home and changed his clothes.
Next, he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The guests offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food.
Jaka sat and put off his coat. He put on his coat and said, “Eat the food, Coat!” the host and the guests were very surprised and asked Jaka, “What are you doing?” Jaka replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back to my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me, “Getting Jaka’s answer they just shook the head.
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 4
Green Pink and Yellow
Can you name the colors in English? Yes, you’re right. Blue, red, yellow, and so on. By the way, I have a funny story about the colors. Do you want to hear it? Okay, listen to me carefully.
One day, an English teacher was explaining colors to his students.
After he had finished explaining, he asked his students. “Who can make a sentence using the words green, pink, and yellow?”
Kris the cleverest student in the class, quickly raised up his hand and answered, “when the yellow morning sun comes, I see a beautiful girl wearing a pink dress walking through the green grass”.
“Great! Kris, you are a very good student.” said the teacher.
“Me, me, sir” Niel, the most stupid student in the class said while rising his hand. And they said, “I heard the telephone was ringing green …… green, then I pick up the receiver and I said “Yellow, who’s speaking there?.” (Also read another article at : Fungsi Seni Patung)
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 5
Chicken for dinner
A landowner from Seoul went to visit his farmer in the countryside and was treated to a grand dinner of boiled chicken. In the course of the meal, the farmer’s youngest son ran in, shouting, “There it is! He’s eating the dead chicken.” The landowner thought that he had been served a long-dead chicken.
So he put down his chopsticks and told the servant to clear the table, politely saying, “This is enough for me. My stomach can’t take any more food.” Just then, the boy started eating the chicken’s leg greedily saying at the same time, “Oh, this is really delicious.” “Why are you eating the dead chicken?” asked the surprised landowner “Who eats live chicken?” replied the boy
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 6
Old Man and The Bus
One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting for something. Then he asked to a young man near him, “Excuse me, what time is the bus to Bandung?”
“5 minutes later,” the young man answered. “What about the bus to Semarang?” the old man asked again. “Around 10 minutes later,” the young man answered briefly. “Where are you going to go, Sir?”
“I just wanna cross this street. I’m afraid they hit me,” the old man answered then walked crossing the street.
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 7
Sum ting wong
Jacky Wong got married to Lia Wong. Both of them had white skin and straight hair. They are really a well-matched couple.
One year later, Wong’s family got a new baby. A nurse brought them a son with curly hair and black skin.
The nurse congratulated and said, “What name will you give to this son?”
With a confused face, Jacky Wong grumbled, “Sum Ting Wong!”.
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 8
One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party wearing old clothes.
When he arrived at the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food at the party so he went home and change his clothes
Next, he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a good seat and served him the best food
Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put on his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts and guests were very surprised and asked Nasreddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and put on my best clothes. I came back to my newest coat and you all give me this best food and drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin’s answer, they just shook the head. (Also read another article at : Pengajian Umum KH Falaqul Alam dalam Rangka Maulid Nabi)
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 9
The Phone is Off
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer,” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 10
Ian, Marto, and Harsya have climbed the mountain. The roads to the mountain pass were very slippery because of the rain. Even they are walking carefully, on their way to the mount, Ian got slipped and fell to the cliff. Marto threw the rope to help Ian.
“Ian, hold this rope! I will pull up you!” shouted Marto.
“I can’t… Both of my arms are broken!” answered Ian.
“Ok, bite the rope!” said Marto.
After Ian bite that rope, Marto and Harsya pull up Ian steeply. Finally, Ian can reach the edge of the cliff. Harsya, who worried with his friend, asked Ian when Ian still biting the rope.
“Your head is okay, Ian?” asked Harsya.
“No, Harsya!” answered Ian.
Then Ian fell again to the cliff.
11 Examples of Spoof Text, Example 11
The Perfect Husband?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
MAN: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone is???!!!” (Also read another article at : Soal Seni Rupa 2 dan 3 Dimensi)